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Rocket #333
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The Fix

There recently was an article in the St. Petersburg
Florida Times.. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on: "How Would You Fix the Economy?"
I think this guy nailed it!
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Dear Mr. President,

Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy. Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan. You can call it the "Patriotic Retirement Plan":


There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.

2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.

It can't get any easier than that!!


P.S. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress pay their taxes...

Mr. President, while you're at it, make Congress retire on Social Security and Medicare. I'll bet both programs would be fixed pronto!

Do you Agree?


Compliments of Marty Logan AKA ProMody


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I agree that 40 Mil x $1 Mil would equal $40 Tril.

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quote:
Originally posted by scottyb:
I agree that 40 Mil x $1 Mil would equal $40 Tril.

Hell Nobama doesn't have a problem blowing trillions, at least these might do some good, rather than going to things he has no business putting our money into.

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